When purchasing that lovely new jacket make sure it feels comfortable through the shoulders and arms. A good tailor can do amazing things but opening arm holes is a big job. Better to buy the size up and have it taken in.
"Some days I’m very cognizant of living a stolen life."
"I may not be much at my job or as a father, but lazy Sundays? Kill ‘em."
"I’ve avoided the worst aspects of addiction first through lack of funds and then through excess of them."